The boys were taking turns picking the food items off the shelves at Stater Bros. this morning.
"Jonas, please find the bananas," I say.
"I got nanas," says Jonas.
"Great! Owen, what's the first thing we put in salad?"
"Well, yes, sometimes we put avocados in our salad. But what is the first thing we put in the salad bowl?"
"Uhhhh...," he replies.
Then I realize that he calls all forms of lettuce salad, as in he wants pickles, cheese and salad in his sandwich. So I switch my tactic. "Where is the lettuce?"
At this point a woman leans close to me and says, "You're doing school right here."
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